Women of Facebook

Dear “Superficial Women” of Facebook, please post more…

Photos of yourselves posing with one hand on your hip like you are auditioning for a Jenny Craig commercial.

Photos of you drinking booze at a club. Make sure there is lots of dancing in the background, so that we know that you are always where the action is.

At least one photo of you in a swimsuit when you were in your primes, so we all know how good you used to look.

…and don’t forget photos of you on a tropical island drinking something with an umbrella in it. This way we know you are wealthy enough to do this while the rest of us have to work each day.

Do you have a girlfriend you can pose cheek to cheek with while kissing at the camera. Do this! That way we know you have lots of close friends…

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